Watch the Wash, Dad…
I decided to make myself useful and do a load of the family laundry.
When I took the clothes out of the machine, I discovered
to my dismaythat I had also washed the watch my wife had given me while we were dating.
“Don’t expect me to replace it,” she said later with an obvious lack of sympathy.
By the time Father’s Day rolled around, however, she had relented and gave me
a beautiful new watch. Attached was a note with this stipulation: “DRY CLEAN ONLY!”
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MSW?!
(Mom say what?!)
Daughter: I got an A in Chemistry.
Mom: WTF!
Daughter: Mom, what do you think WTF means?
Mom: Well That’s Fantastic.
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Hush, Little Actuary
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes
to see his doctor.
“Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night,” he says.
“Have you tried counting sheep?” asks the doctor.
“That’s the problem. I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”
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